How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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