To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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