He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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