: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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