Just fell off a train. Bad.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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