just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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