Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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