You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You work out of a Hotel?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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