Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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