we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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