I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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