My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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