He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize