why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
