Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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