i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I love having hate sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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