we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its about making memories worth repressing
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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