me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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