Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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