Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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