How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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