Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
this just has baby written all over it
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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