shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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