All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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