Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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