Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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