I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dick very happy bro
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