butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am puke
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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