i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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