WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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