And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Randomize
