There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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