Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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