If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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