We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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