I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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