these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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