names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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