"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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