Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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