Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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