question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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