Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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