Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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