We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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