This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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