well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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