She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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