I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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