so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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