Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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