SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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