he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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