so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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