Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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